About Pennsylvanians: You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but 'Philly' and New Jersey has always been 'Jersey.'

We don't go to the beach, we go 'down the shore.'

You refer to Pennsylvania as 'PA'  (pronounced Pee-Ay).
How many other states do that??

'You guys' (or even 'youze guys', in some places) is a perfectly acceptable reference  to a group of men and women.

You know how to respond to the question 'Djeetyet?'   ( Did you eat yet ?)

by Chuck Norris
Posted 10/15/2008 ET
Updated 10/15/2008 ET

Flying under the radar and literally under the ground of congressional bailout meetings were closet Capitol Hill discussions about God and Washington. It seems another revision of America's religious history has been under way -- this time at the $621 million, 580,000-square-foot Capitol Visitor Center, which will open in a couple of months.

LOT'S WIFE:
The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot 's wife looked back
and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My
mommy looked back once, while she was driving," he announced
triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"

GOOD SAMARITAN:
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good
Samaritan. She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the

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